The Real Smell of Friendly Young Men…

Post city today, but I just found this sweet website. You can create Slogans and Movie Quotes with your name in them.

I got “Come with Friendly Young Men if you want to live.” Movie Quote

“The real smell of Friendly Young Men” Slogan

“Nobody Better Lay A Finger On My Brendan” Slogan

and finally “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy Brendan.” Movie Quote

So now it’s your turn friends go to and write in your name. Then post it in the comments section of this very post so we can see who has the best (though it will be hard to beat “The real smell of Friendly Young Men”). The best entry at the end of the month wins a “No-Prize”.  Please don’t cheat and choose the first slogan and quote you recieve. Good Luck!


June 13, 2007. Uncategorized. 9 comments.

Most Disturbing Video Ever!

Good morning everyone.

Good mor-ning Mis-ter Crates.

Quick post to draw attention to the addition of Dancing Victor on YouTube. You can see it here… … or as usual there’s a link in the YouTube section of this very page. While on the subject of YouTube, while uploading Victor I found this even more disturbing video of him. I warn you that this video is STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY and suitable for those of WEAK DISPOSITION or PRONE TO HEART FAILURE. Now that that’s out of the way, please enjoy the incredibly creepy bastard that is Zipster.

MY EYESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So until next time, GO TO HELL!

June 13, 2007. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Naked man spotted at train station…

Welcome true believers, it’s your friendly neighbourhood Brendan again!

What a great weekend, though not much happened. Drank all night Friday, then went skateboarding at dawn, one of my favourite things I have done in Japan. Empty streets in Tokyo, it was crazy. Then I slept through most of Saturday. Yesterday I messed round with some old video footage, then went to our favourite pub, The Crazy Cactus. Drank. played pool, drank, played cards, drank, played pop up pirate, drank, ate some chalk, drank and met some cool girls (who drank too). Also managed not to be pantsed by Ross in pool this time, so no running through Tokyo pantsless for me this week. Great Success!

Now to explain the heading. There is a crazy old guy who yells at people at Akihabra station (he yells especially loud at whiteys like me). On Friday night he was naked, here is a terrible photo of it. Apologies!

Finally some new old videos on YouTube. Bennys tart car and the original Dominos pizza video, and for nostalgia fans the original Man With a Past is in the short films section.

Thats it guys, Excelsior.

June 11, 2007. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Come one, come all to this tragic affair…


Hey lads and ladies,

Me and my compatriot Gio went and saw My Chemical Romance last night. Two words, AWESOME! It was the last show on the Black Parade Tour, and the venue was the Budokan, a famous venue for live music in Tokyo which was originally built for martial arts events (there you go, you occasionally learn stuff from my posts too). It is a massive building, within a park, and it’s very cool. We were in the top section (there are three levels) and had a great view but I would have liked to been closer.

My Chemical Romance was supported by The Bouncing Souls, a cool punkband. There performance was great, even if I was only familiar with one of there songs, True Believer (which is still more than 99.9% of the audience). I felt kind of sorry for them, because the audience were seated for them (me and Gio were the only one headbanging in our section). However the audience got much more excited for My Chemical Romance, and almost everyone, even the salarymen behind got into it. However the guy next to Gio seemed to hate it and kept checking his watch.

The performance itself was amazing, they played through the entire Black Parade album (as the Black Parade) with costumes, pyros revolving drum kit etc. The stand out songs in this set were Teenagers and Mama. Great stuff! They then announced that My Chemical Romance would be up next and left the stage.

They returned to the stage and played another set (almost all of the Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge album). This was without costumes and less theatrics. However the songs were more familiar, so more people sung along making the atmosphere even better. Of particular note was I’m Not OK (everyone singing along, sweet) and You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison (my favourite song).

Overall it was a great night. My hair went down great with the Japanese people, even old ladies. If anyone ever gets to see this band live, I highly recommend it. Best sick day eva.

Catch you on the flip flop hombres.

May 30, 2007. Uncategorized. 5 comments.

6:30 time for bed

I am finally ready to hit the hay, but I thought I would warn you of the new content in the YouTube section. Finally Gavins Rituals and other classics are on YouTube.

Night All

May 26, 2007. YouTube. Leave a comment.

It’s 5:30 am, but I proudly present…

Just finished putting my films on YouTube (Damn I’m motivated when I’m drunk), so I would like to debut a new section of our excellent adventure, Brendan’s Short Films. If you haven’t seen them yet head over to the new section. Currently showing is Zombie House Party, Chopsticks and a rough version of Rolly the Bear. Expect Man With A Past soon.

Brendan’s Short Films

May 26, 2007. YouTube. 1 comment.

New and improved

Quick post to point out our new section, YouTube. Here you kind find links to all our YouTube appearances. Not much to see at the moment, just the old stuff, but expect more soon. If you haven’t seen them check them out.


Also be on the look out for a new section showcasing my short films, COMING SOON.

May 26, 2007. YouTube. 1 comment.

Yeah so we went to the zoo

Hey friendly young readers, it’s Brendan again.

So as Gio mentioned we finally went to the zoo. Heres some pics, you can see more on Flickr.


And heres a pic of the gross corn you can buy to snack on, mmm… delicious.

We then checked out the Tokyo Dome Amusement Park on Sunday night. Cool centreless ferris wheel, with a rollercoaster that goes through the middle. I tried to photograph the ride photos, but they are real blurry bein pictures of pictures. I might try again later. The ferris wheel ride photo may be the most ticklish thing I have been a part of (Annaleis’ photos from her house not included. Gio has also turned completely Japanese. Notice the peace sign he proudly produces for every photo (they are all like this now, check flickr).


I also bought an Ipod. Ewww gross a mac I here you say Kramer. Well I’ve news for you buster, for the size (30 gig) it is by far the cheapest mp3 player I could find, and it plays videos and stuff too, so nyah.

No plans this weekend, but I might mess around with some movie stuff on premiere. My Chemical Romance this week too.

That is what’s up! BIZARRO!



Feel like learning something about Japan? Well Gio plans to do one of the cultural posts he does so well. Stay tuned. However if garbled nonsense and stupid smutty pics is your poison, I’ll be back in usual form.

May 25, 2007. Uncategorized. 4 comments.

Cursed Panda keepers!

As the name suggests, went to the zoo but missed the pandas!

We had the genius idea of seeing them last, however we were unaware that they take them away at 4:30, and we got to their bit at 4:40 ><…

Still, saw a giant anteater and stuff! And some kangaroos…..  Have a look!

Love, G

May 25, 2007. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

Do not feed the cats

Hey team, Brendan here again.

We did not end up going to the beach last weekend, but instead an area called Ueno. Ueno has a huge market area, with lots of cheap clothes and things. We bought a couple of BeeBee guns which turned out to be great fun. They are quite powerful and very accurate, and the pellets are quite hard plastic. I shot myself in the hand to see how powerful it was, and it hurt, A LOT! They will shoot a hole in a cardboard box and are so accurate we can hit light switches from the other end of the room. Greate success.

We then moved on to a massive seven story toy store. They have so many T-shirts I want, such as Ghostbusters, Back to the Future and Goonies. I will buy a sweet Rocky one this week. Wait for a pic.

Next up was Ueno park. It is an immense park (probably the most famous in Tokyo), that contains several museums, two temples, a zoo and huge number of feral cats. Signs everywhere proclaim “DO NOT FEED THE CATS”.     

 Our internet is connected and quite fast, but seems  bit unstable. You will go from 400k/s downloads, to bearly being able to load a website. I downloaded Premier Pro so hopefully you will see some videos soon.

Next weekend we plan on checking out Tokyo Dome amusement park, and maybe the zoo. On Friday I have my follow up training. Most people have it about a week after they start. I will it have it almost 3 months after.

I leave you with this advertisement for NOVA. We really do work in one ticklish place.

I sure hope business men start coming to class holding hands like these two guys.



May 17, 2007. Uncategorized. 3 comments.

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